Neighborhood Group Thread: The Case of the Midnight Flamingo

Post in the neighborhood group, 2:06 AM:

Susan: Does anyone know who put a pink flamingo on the corner of Maple and 3rd?? It wasn’t there at dinner. Gary: Might be the raccoon situation out of hand. Diane: I drove by. It’s facing the wrong way. That’s a message, Susan. Carl: Could be a prank. Could be a Hindu deity. Could be BOTH. Pamela: Let’s not start a cult over a lawn ornament, Carl. Rick: #SaveTheFlamingo Susan: IT WAS THE HOA. I saw Brenda from the HOA with a car trunk full of vibes. Brenda: Rude. I was returning a costume. Susan: BRENDA. Diane: I have screenshotted this entire thread. This is my content now.

Resolution: no one admitted anything. The flamingo stayed three more nights and mysteriously vanished before the city could cite it. The group has never been more united. Gold.