The Algorithm Keeps Serving Me Chaos and Honestly? Respect.

Day 147 of my algorithm’s free-for-all. I have stopped filing complaints. I have instead become a documentarian.

A sample of today’s feed, in order:

• a man explaining how to survive a tsunami with a pool noodle
• “why do giraffes have horns” (they do NOT have horns, that’s a whole new crisis)
• a shadowy figure reviewing protein bars with the intensity of a war crimes tribunal
• one (1) gif of a cat that is, quote, “packing for a trip it wasn’t invited on”

I did not choose this feed. I am merely held hostage by it. And honestly? The hostage situation is the best content on this platform.

Reply from a mutual:

“how do you get this feed” “you don’t get it. it gets you.”

No notes. Eyes open, thumb hovering, sanity optional. This is the only correct way to exist on here now.