Community Notes Just Fact-Checked My Bio. Devastating.

I have been fact-checked by the internet. Not my claims. Not my takes. My bio.

The bio said: “Professional. Deep thinker. Definitely an expert on all topics.”

Community Notes, a group of strangers I have never met, appended the following beneath it (I quote):

“Claim is unsupported. Source: he once fixed a toaster proudly and it was a kettle.”

That’s it. That’s my public record now. I am legally, spiritually, and algorithmically a man who fixed a kettle.

The replies were swift and without mercy:

“You earned that one big dog.” “Deep thinker of WHAT exactly” “Bio accuracy: 100%. Intentions: 0%.”

I have since updated my bio to “man who owns a kettle.” My independent reader. My shadows. My truth. Do not let them see your edge.